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   @sokeri You filthy communist! Bird killer.
   [2 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   I am just like a pimp except instead of guarding the hoe'ing I am hoeing the garden.
   [3 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Throw Kevin Costner in the gulf because of Waterworld and The Postman.
   [3 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Apple makes more money than Microsoft because Apple users are sophisticated and will pay anything for love.
   [3 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   I have 76 cents in EBay bucks. Is that enough to buy dignity?
   [3 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   War and Peas #LesserBooks
   [3 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   I strongly condemned the dog for peeing on the bathroom floor. That should show him.
   [3 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   My thoughts are on SE Asia. There are a couple of people that ThePeopleGeek wants to pay back in Spades if they lose their Police jobs.
   [3 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   The US should do a full world census every year. BAM! End of recession.
   [3 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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    http://twitpic.com/16ezju
    [3 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Giving GoDaddy dot com your email address is about as wise as lending your step brother your VISA card.
    [3 months, 4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    To the guy who invented the Ethernet cable and its' snagging and breaky off little tab that holds it in. SHIT ON YA. That is all.
    [3 months, 4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    I am going to see Iron Man 2 at 11:30 am and then I am going to keep surfing theaters until I get tired or caught.
    [3 months, 4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    http://twitpic.com/1micpd - Penisy
    [3 months, 4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    http://twitpic.com/1mj1d0 - One of my biggest fans.
    [3 months, 4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    http://twitpic.com/1m9st0 - Uncle half breed squaw man. A real pie eating millionaire. Some lucky girl will hav
    [3 months, 4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Everything your momma ever cooked was "Ho Made".
    [3 months, 4 weeks ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]

     
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    A big blue Viagra. http://twitpic.com/1nkw6a
    [3 months, 4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    OMG I must have gotten this tattoo last night. http://twitpic.com/1ne854
    [4 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    When your mortician friend asks if you want to go have a cold one with them make him be more specific.
    [4 months ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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