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   Raj apologizes for studying for med school while I'm here. So cute! He thinks his time is more important to me than his earning potential!
   [1 day, 15 hours ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   #1 question I am asked: "Miss, how do you spell..." Meaning the bulk of my job could be adequately done by a sentient Speak & Spell.
   [1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   You guys! In the young readers version, Beth doesn't die! Awesome for me, less so for my student whose mom got her the movie. Surprise! :-(
   [1 week, 1 day ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Run by a deer. Think "I have no wish to fight you." Could be worse. Say, shouting YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH or PSYCHIATRY IS PSEUDOSCIENCE.
   [1 week, 2 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Pastry chef roommate brought home a big container full of cake scraps. I'm going to name my new chins Morty and Lola.
   [1 week, 3 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   "I LITERALLY fought my administration tooth and nail." Scratched and bit the principal? And kept your job? Must be one hell of a union rep.
   [1 week, 3 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Cleaned out the fridge tonight. Wait, when people say "cleaned out the fridge" they mean "finished all of the wine in there", right?
   [1 week, 4 days ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   Reading Little Women with a student, realized I'm desperately hoping Beth will make it this time. And that I don't understand how books work
   [2 weeks, 1 day ago, faved by 18] [at twitter]

    
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   Giving a test today to special ed students who will almost certainly fail, further discouraging them from even trying. No Child Left Behind!
   [2 weeks, 2 days ago, faved by 4] [at twitter]

    
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    One of my students spelled "kind" k!ne. I blame Ke$ha. Also the boy's multiple profound learning disabilities, but mostly Ke$ha.
    [2 weeks, 3 days ago, faved by 10] [at twitter]

     
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    Just took such a long hot shower that I may have actually begun to cook a little. Superfantastic: The Extremely White Meat®
    [2 weeks, 5 days ago, faved by 6] [at twitter]

     
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    Hadn't run in a week due to a bad cold. After a mile, I coughed so hard I nearly threw up on somebody's lawn. Laddies.
    [2 weeks, 5 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    When your boss texts to admonish you for still being at work instead of at happy hour, you've won.
    [2 weeks, 6 days ago, faved by 5] [at twitter]

     
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    She was the kind of girl who'd wear a Big Boy t-shirt to ballet class. (I bought it at a rest stop in New Jersey!)
    [3 weeks, 1 day ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    Though it's been labeled torture by some, the Geneva Conventions contain no prohibition against lunch detention in Ms. Graham's room.
    [3 weeks, 1 day ago, faved by 4] [at twitter]

     
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    Student: You should stay home. You'll give us germs. Me: I sneeze into my elbow. As long as you don't lick my elbow, you're fine. S: *blink*
    [3 weeks, 2 days ago, faved by 6] [at twitter]

     
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    It snowed in South Texas today, proving global warming false because Al Gore said global warming meant it would never snow again, right?
    [3 weeks, 2 days ago, faved by 4] [at twitter]

     
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    It's that time of year, when I engage once again in a short-lived but intensely passionate love affair. With Nyquil.
    [3 weeks, 3 days ago, faved by 4] [at twitter]

     
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    NINETY-TWO MILES PER HOUR. In a SLED. These people are hard core. And/or batshit insane.
    [3 weeks, 4 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    I've named the big hill on my running route the BAMF hill. (Mom: the MF stands for uh...mustard-flavored.)
    [3 weeks, 5 days ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]

     
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