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   Your party would sound so much more appealing if it didn't have a "theme."
   [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Pet peeve: Yoga teachers who say "sits bones" rather than "sit bones."
   [2 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Wow, just accepted my mom as a Facebook friend and her relationship status is set to "It's Complicated." WTF?
   [2 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Lying in the sun with Miss @ckwinny is the perfect way to spend the day
   [2 months, 4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   The problem with BP commercials is that my spit ends up all over my television.
   [3 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Goddamn Lorrie Moore is a great fucking writer
   [3 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   I'm a movie snob but a cable slut.
   [3 months, 1 week ago, faved by 4] [at twitter]

    
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   @phillygirl. Xanax is for beginners...
   [3 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   My face still hurts from laughing last night. So, so nice to have @ckwinny in town. Can I keep her?
   [3 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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    @lisasho: Hang-em High Sholley
    [3 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Sang yet another Buffy the musical song at tonight's Cineoke.
    [4 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Due to the fact that my ass is no longer used to this much sitting and the fact that the sun is actually out, I'm walking home, bitches.
    [4 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    It's tough to be a person of color on Lost.
    [4 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Mannequin in the window of Finch and Sparrow has serious camel toe. I wonder how many pairs of those pants they've sold
    [4 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Watching John Carpenter's "The Thing" is really good for depression -- I'm not sure why.
    [4 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Watched 'Food Inc' last night and was the most surprised at how corrupt the soy bean industry is.
    [4 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Walking two dogs at the same time feels a bit like playing Twister.
    [4 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Excited for a job interview I have coming up that has absolutely nothing, nada, nicht to do with Microsoft. Fingers will stay crossed.
    [5 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Made pea soup today from scratch. Had no idea I could cook.
    [5 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    I had no idea there are bears and beavers at PAWS. I won't be walking those.
    [5 months, 1 week ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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