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   Has anyone made the comparison between the iPhone bumper and a condom yet?
   
   Anyway, I just did.
   [2 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Team Dracula, now and forever.
   [2 months, 1 week ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   Eccentric egrets? In this ecology?
   [2 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Just accidentally wrote AT-AT instead of AT&T and suddenly it all makes sense.
   [2 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]

    
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   @daveshumka A/S/L/?
   [2 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   I'll be moving most of my work-related tweets to @nicoleleeCNET so that I can continue to make dick and fart jokes here. I'm excited!
   [2 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Tell me when there's an OS update for my Razr.
   [2 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]

    
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   What's the big deal with vuvuzelas anyway? I hear the same thing every time I try to make a call with my iPhone.
   [2 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   Duck Duck Goose is just playground propergander.
   [2 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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    Can't wait until someone buys the rights to the My Little Pony movie! My childhood could use more damage!
    [2 months, 4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Thanks for the birthday wishes, everyone. Let's do this again next year, when I will turn 21 for the twelfth time. PARTY!
    [3 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Today's Dialed In podcast will be hosted by yours truly and some guy named Tom Merritt. He's good. I think he's going places.
    [4 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Call me when they release When Harry Met Sally 2: Maybe We Should Have Remained Friends.
    [4 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Fifth of May, fifth of May, outdoor drinking starts today. Kidding! That's every day.
    [4 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    This whole iPhone thing will turn out to be the lamest made-for-TV movie EVER.
    [4 months, 1 week ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    So many Threadless t-shirts. So many regrets.
    [4 months, 1 week ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    Steve shows that he doesn't need a blog or a Twitter account. He's doing it old school. I bet that letter was even hand-coded in BBEdit.
    [4 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Buying the Western Digital MyDVR Expander. Because the TiVo I bought so I could free up my time is taking too much of my time.
    [4 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    If I was a guy, crying to an episode of Glee would make me a sissy.
    
    Luckily, I'm not.
    
    (Shut up.)
    [4 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    @camh I am amayonnaised how your joke was not as lame as this one.
    [4 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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