The best of lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor)

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  1. Adam Lisagor
    Sometimes I'm still in my pajamas.
    [3 weeks, 6 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  2. Adam Lisagor
    If I listened to more commercial radio, I'd be flat broke, because these commercials are working on me. Like, all of them. I'm a moron!
    [3 weeks, 6 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  3. Adam Lisagor
    There's no justice 'til I can gay marry in a mosque at Ground Zero with a medical marijuana in my mouth.
    [4 weeks, 1 day ago, faved by 15] [at twitter]
     
  4. Adam Lisagor
    'Dinner for Schmucks' was really great. But I liked it better when it WAS CALLED INCEPTION. J/K no I didn't.
    [1 month ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
  5. Adam Lisagor
    Your stripper name: take your favorite Godfrey Reggio documentary and the street you grew up on. Mine's Koyaanisqatsi Powaqqatsi!
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  6. Adam Lisagor
    I wear either a large or an extra large, depending on how much I've cried that day.
    [1 month ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
  7. Adam Lisagor
    Oh man @fbonomo came through on his connections and now I proudly don these dreamy unlicensed postal shorts. http://yfrog.com/07vrawj
    [1 month ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
  8. Adam Lisagor
    For some reason, I'd blanked on whether 'putting' has one 't' or two. The pronunciation didn't help matters. http://yfrog.com/ne6crp
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  9. Adam Lisagor
    I'm gonna call you 'Clearly Canadian'. On account of you're clearly Canadian.
    [1 month ago, faved by 7] [at twitter]
     
  10. Adam Lisagor
    Wait, so nonplussed means plussed? Math is stupid.
    [1 month ago, faved by 8] [at twitter]
     
  11. Adam Lisagor
    @Just_Alison I KNOW! And you know what else I hate? Good things, that are good and taste delicious.
    [1 month ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
  12. Adam Lisagor
    I focus grouped it, and you know who really loves @danbenjamin's interview with me? Beardy guys. Thanks, beardos! http://5by5.tv/pipeline/22
    [1 month ago, faved by 5] [at twitter]
     
  13. Adam Lisagor
    Please join me and @danbenjamin as we chew the fat on The Pipeline. http://5by5.tv/pipeline/22
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  14. Adam Lisagor
    With my metabolism, I can eat anything I want and never gain an ounce of self-respect. I tell ya, I tell ya.
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 12] [at twitter]
     
  15. Adam Lisagor
    Lamborghini Cumstache.

    I just won fifth grade.
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 14] [at twitter]
     
  16. Adam Lisagor
    'Dirty Dancing' remake with Michael Cera in the role of "Baby". I'll take my millions now please, movie jerks.
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 13] [at twitter]
     
  17. Adam Lisagor
    I wonder if you can die of autodidactic asphyxiation. I guess I'll look it up. And now I'm dead. End of joke.
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 23] [at twitter]
     
  18. Adam Lisagor
    I wonder if my girlfriend gets as turned on when she folds my laundry as I do when I fold hers. Probably even more so since mine are bigger.
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 45] [at twitter]
     
  19. Adam Lisagor
    @godofbiscuits Just about the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me, Jeff, God of Biscuits. I've gone stoney beardo to gay icon in a day.
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
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