The best of kvanh (Kevin van Haaren)

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   Can't we all just finally admit that apple hates whitey?
   [1 month, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   I just ousted Steve J. as the mayor of 4 Infinite Loop on foursquare!
   [1 month, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Don't know who Steve Jobs got his liver from but apparently he really liked email.
   [2 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   @bynkii @bmf i imagine there are people texting each other right now "we're going to need a bigger buick"
   [2 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Apparently you can't use the vacuum cleaner to clean the vacuum cleaner filter. Who knew?
   [2 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   just typed "rem" to mark a comment in code. I'm flashing back to applesoft basic. help me!
   [2 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   iPhone wants to auto-correct miata to mistake. Seems appropriate.
   [3 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Knock iPad off couch: Achievement unlocked!
   [3 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   If I understand Jim Inhofe's stance correctly we should reduce medical liability to $10 so my car mechanic can do surgery.
   [3 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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    @snipeyhead i always start with "have not murdered anyone this year". unless you have
    [3 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    @wilshipley Can't do seperate apps the Windows developer agreement forbids code reuse. or so i gather from the windows programs i've used.
    [4 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    @wilshipley Next Delicious Library needs a stacks feature where i can drag books in the same series on top of each other to group them
    [4 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    How many floppy discs does it take to hold 20 years of @tidbits? I'm guessing 2, with compression. All text, all the time! #tidbitsturns20
    [4 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    @luciuskwok @wilshipley Electrical engineering uses imaginary numbers all the time. It's as @luciuskwok says, it's all vector math.
    [4 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    And this is why RIM is going to die. http://bit.ly/bDL6IS Hardware keyboards on phones is dying. I only use my blackberry as a last resort
    [4 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    I quickly got to Inbox Zero by renaming my inbox "Trash". Problem solved.
    [4 months, 4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    @GlennF After 6 months you'll have arms like Popeye. #rejectedipadslogans
    [4 months, 4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Virginia's Confederacy History Month is too specific, we should combine it with VE and VJ Day into one "Enemies we Defeated Day"
    [5 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Getting an MRI is like flying. Take off belt, empty pockets, get shoved in a metal tube with no room. Glad that's over.
    [5 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    @rongillmore American history books, yes
    [6 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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