The best of jgwaelchli (John Waelchli)

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   Dear Home Depot: Beer Cart Girls. You're welcome.
   [6 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Cadbury eggs, ice Cream, vodka, and a blender. That is all.
   [6 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Ima let you finish, 2009, but 2003 had the best.year. evar.
   [8 months, 1 week ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   I'm pissed. You guys get all the cool Brit.ney Bots and all I am stuck with are how.2getpregnant bots. FML. Also, Y the fuck???
   [8 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]

    
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   Gravity, my friends, is a harsh mistress. A harsh mistress indeed.
   [8 months, 4 weeks ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   Chocolate milk does not fare well in a sippy cup forgotten about for 5 days. Just sayin'.
   [8 months, 4 weeks ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   Kendra Wilkinson had a baby. Imagine feeding from the breasts that Hugh Hefner suckled on for years. I smell a VERY disturbed child...
   [8 months, 4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Now is the perfect time for a pan-galactic gargle blaster.
   [9 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   I'd star you when there but Minnesota still thinks the internet is a great way to catch fish...
   [9 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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    Hmmph. Quite possibly that multivitamin this morning *might* actually have been a laxitive.
    [9 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    40 feet in the air. No one around. And suddenly "Kill the Wabbit" is stuck in my head.
    [9 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Just finished the final preps for little man's 5th b-day. Trying to decide if I'm excited because I'm gay or a 5 y.o. girl. I used 2 b fun.
    [9 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Sesame Street may be 40, but Elmo is 25 and I bet he gets a TON of monster tail even with the third person crap.
    [10 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    @Favstar Warped and funny. Kills the innocence of my childhood .http://bit.ly/jND9n
    [12 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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