The best of indecisiviously (Indé Fjölnir)

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   Dear FOX,
   
   Sorry about all the jokes. You have redeemed yourself with the Olivia v. Olivia fight.
   
   Love,
   Me
   [3 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Paul Wellstone #patriot
   [3 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Trying to decide if this newfound bounty of browdruff is native or migratory.
   [3 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Photo: RIP Ronnie James Dio. http://tumblr.com/xtga04y1e
   [3 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Scrubbing poo out of the bird bath has really eased my self-consciousness about peeing in the shower.
   [3 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Just heard about the twitter followcount issue via THE RADIO.
   
   In other news, 1952 is pretty keen.
   [3 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Not sure if I should go with the Big Mac wrap or the Crispy Ranch Chicken wrap for the Cinco de Mayo feast.
   
   What? They're made by Mexicans.
   [4 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Some days you have to give the microwave the finger and deep fry those motherfucken frozen corn dogs.
   [4 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Convincing myself that I am a hate-filled, antisocial asshole has created so much free time, I find myself running out of ways to waste it.
   [4 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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    I wonder if Tiger exaggerated his number of affairs so the other sex addicts in rehab would think he was cool.
    [4 months ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]

     
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    Some days, instead of lemons, life sticks the theme to WKRP in your mind and no matter how much sugar you add, it still tastes like murder.
    [4 months, 1 week ago, faved by 29] [at twitter]

     
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    For the first time in my life, i'm actually glad I didn't get that job with the Securities and Exchange Commission.
    [4 months, 1 week ago, faved by 8] [at twitter]

     
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    Earthday Pro Tip: When negotiating the price of a blowjob with the homeless guy behind Kmart, don't get the "organic" special. It's a scam.
    [4 months, 1 week ago, faved by 13] [at twitter]

     
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    Hope it likes this box of chocolates.
    [4 months, 1 week ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    And what are you supposed to get a planet that already has everything?
    [4 months, 1 week ago, faved by 15] [at twitter]

     
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    Just finished my last minute Earthday shopping. Depressing selection of festive candy.
    [4 months, 1 week ago, faved by 7] [at twitter]

     
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    Photo: New 100 dollar bill, but with a better, more modern Franklin. http://tumblr.com/xtg8xke6w
    [4 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    @alliebrosh alot of internet: http://twitpic.com/1hdpym
    [4 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Note to self: "Shelly Ryan" jokes are no longer timely.
    
    Kinda like "Note to self" jokes.
    [4 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    The oversaturation of Bieberhate can only mean he'll soon go the way of Shelly Ryan.
    
    
    Right??
    [4 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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