The best of indecisiviously (Indé Fjölnir)

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   indéblogged... Why not fuck this shit too? http://bit.ly/cpVRxp
   [2 weeks ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   And thanks for the well wishes. May be seeing you on some of the other intertubes in the future. Anyone heard of this Google Buzz?
   [2 weeks, 2 days ago, faved by 5] [at twitter]

    
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   The real reason for my departure is due to this sweet new game I found, called "Everquest." I think it's going to use up all my free time.
   [2 weeks, 2 days ago, faved by 4] [at twitter]

    
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   It better befits a man to laugh at life than to lament over it. - A marvelous quotation from Lucius Annaeus... http://tumblr.com/xtg6qlaji
   [2 weeks, 2 days ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   this... http://tumblr.com/xtg6puvvf
   [2 weeks, 3 days ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   Big thanks to @Justmarie85 for correcting a spelling error in one of the tweets she stole from me.
   [2 weeks, 4 days ago, faved by 29] [at twitter]

    
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   I need a Cap & Trade policy that will allow me to purchase some health credits to offset the horrible things I did to my body this weekend.
   [2 weeks, 4 days ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]

    
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   Every time I see icicles, I have an overwhelming urge to commit suicide in a mysterious way.
   [2 weeks, 4 days ago, faved by 26] [at twitter]

    
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   These empty Evan Williams bottles might be a hint.
   [2 weeks, 4 days ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]

    
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    No clue where I left my self-respect, though...
    [2 weeks, 4 days ago, faved by 5] [at twitter]

     
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    My car was exactly where I left it. Sure wish someone would have told me to look there.
    [2 weeks, 4 days ago, faved by 15] [at twitter]

     
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    "Why yes, I would love to try a Budweiser & Clamato," has to be the dumbest thing I have ever said.
    [2 weeks, 4 days ago, faved by 50] [at twitter]

     
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    'cause fuck the earth, I just want to inherit me some wine.
    [2 weeks, 4 days ago, faved by 11] [at twitter]

     
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    ...that's the sort of charity work which a proper religion would support, right? Crushing hangovers make me feel very meek, after all.
    [2 weeks, 4 days ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]

     
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    It should not be this hard to find an open bar at 10am on a Sunday. Might have to crash some communions to delay the onset of this hangover.
    [2 weeks, 4 days ago, faved by 15] [at twitter]

     
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    Pretty sure i'm winning at failure right now.
    [2 weeks, 4 days ago, faved by 16] [at twitter]

     
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    Better yet, just park near it and repeatedly honk 'shave-and-a-haircut' until I hear you.
    [2 weeks, 4 days ago, faved by 15] [at twitter]

     
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    Seriously, i'm not even sure what town my car is in. If you see a green Hyundai with license plates that say "INDABUT," pleae send me a DM.
    [2 weeks, 4 days ago, faved by 42] [at twitter]

     
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    Trying to figure out this 72 hour bender thing.
    
    Related: Has anyone seen my car?
    [2 weeks, 4 days ago, faved by 6] [at twitter]

     
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    Now, where the fuck did I hide all my booze and porn?
    [2 weeks, 6 days ago, faved by 8] [at twitter]

     
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