The best of igotyourcrazy (Miss K)

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   I'm afraid to even look through the IKEA catalog sitting in the bathroom for fear it's going to fall apart.
   [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   The best part of working with 18yr olds is being the little voice crushing their hopes of a promising future. JK I never use a little voice.
   [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   Never trust a person who says they don't enjoy peeling the skin from a good sunburn. Or drunk people with machetes.
   [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   I hate to ruin the end of Inception for those who haven't seen it but Samantha does get pregnant this time.
   [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Shooting this movie 5 days a week till 6am is completely throwing me off. I'm being forced to interact with real people.
   [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Footprints in the Sand by Leona Lewis is a good karaoke song to clear the bar faster so you can get a drink.
   [1 month, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   I'm shooting a movie for 6 weeks, 5 days a week 5pm-5am. Well there goes the social life I didn't have in the first place.
   [1 month, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   An excellent way to expand lung capacity and practice holding your breath is to visit the public restroom I just walked into.
   [1 month, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   @sokeri Aww. You always remember my love of detached heads and miscellaneous removed body parts!
   [1 month, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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    Between collection agencies and medical billing departments, I've amassed a shit load of scratch paper.
    [1 month, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    97.7% of you are idiots. http://twitpic.com/2444ak
    [1 month, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Generic tampons look so... generic. Not like all the fun those girls look like they're having in the name brand commercials.
    [1 month, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Prescription warning "Alcohol may intensify this effect." Excellent. That's exactly what I was going for!
    [1 month, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    I'm tempted to go take my friend's makeup class to learn how she achieves that "looks like I drew on my face with crayons" look.
    [1 month, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    The nice thing about men wearing shorts who look like werewolves is when they choose pants.
    [1 month, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    When you "feel loved" from your birthday wishes on FB realize no one really cares or remembered unless FB had reminded them. You're welcome.
    [2 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Should I be Team Edward or Team I Don't Give A Shit?
    [2 months ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    I hate when people tell me cigarettes are bad for you. I know. You ever thrown one out the window and it flys back it you lap? Dangerous.
    [2 months ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    I figured out how to use cruise control driving in LA. Put your car in park.
    [2 months ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]

     
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    I can't decide whether I want to see the new Twilight movie tonight or cannon ball into a bed of nails.
    [2 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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