The best of grumpassgrumpaw (Mean Ass Pappy)

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  1. Mean Ass Pappy
    Never be at a loss for words. There's always HUH?
    [1 day, 9 hours ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
  2. Mean Ass Pappy
    I Iove being shallow. It suits my penis.
    [4 days, 8 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  3. Mean Ass Pappy
    Anyone going to fuckbyfuckyou?
    [5 days, 8 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  4. Mean Ass Pappy
    These kids are too happy. Where's my leaf blower?
    [6 days, 15 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  5. Mean Ass Pappy
    The glass on my phone broke so from bow onward typos are only my fault whm I type between cracks.
    [6 days, 16 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  6. Mean Ass Pappy
    I always quote Marky Mark after sex.
    [1 week, 2 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  7. Mean Ass Pappy
    I'd twitpic my wife but all you'd see is a classic beauty who isn't going to fuck you either.
    [1 week, 4 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  8. Mean Ass Pappy
    I am the ultimate husband. Sports. Gay. TV. Gay. Cheating. Gay. Deadbeat dad. Gay. However lately I've been wondering if I might be gay.
    [1 week, 4 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  9. Mean Ass Pappy
    I am not being able to get laid in a whorehouse personified. Even my hand refuses to put down this cigarette.
    [1 week, 5 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  10. Mean Ass Pappy
    @SilkPillow it seems like only yesterday we were trying to figure out this Twitter thing.
    [1 week, 5 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  11. Mean Ass Pappy
    This game of hide and seek is pissing me off. It would be better to work three beers at once. Maybe more.
    [1 week, 6 days ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]
     
  12. Mean Ass Pappy
    If my name was Dick, I'd want my last name to be Buttler.
    [1 week, 6 days ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
  13. Mean Ass Pappy
    It's funny to think how huge old cell phones used to be. Check out my previous phone. http://yfrog.com/jkphmj
    [1 week, 6 days ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]
     
  14. Mean Ass Pappy
    The worst marketing blunder in history was not putting cassette decks in cell phones.
    [1 week, 6 days ago, faved by 37] [at twitter]
     
  15. Mean Ass Pappy
    Sorry about the retard jokes. They were like hunting deer with corn.
    [1 week, 6 days ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
  16. Mean Ass Pappy
    Not knowing how to spell is how typos happen.
    [1 week, 6 days ago, faved by 24] [at twitter]
     
  17. Mean Ass Pappy
    Genitalia is the foulest thing I'll put in my mouth.
    [1 week, 6 days ago, faved by 8] [at twitter]
     
  18. Mean Ass Pappy
    I'm a late @bitterpuss bloomer and now my Twitter crush is growing like East Texas psilocybin.
    [1 week, 6 days ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]
     
  19. Mean Ass Pappy
    I wonder what Kenny G would sound like as a guitarist and if he would still eat shit for breakfast.
    [1 week, 6 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
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