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   Calling California "Cali" and San Francisco "San Fran" labels you "outsider." And when you said, "what evs," you added "idiot."
   [2 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   I know this day had shower, dress, and give a damn scheduled sometime, but I must have deleted them from my calendar.
   [2 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   ACCORD, JUPITER, FIT, FLEX...if you can't think of a catchy acronym for your clinical trial, we will be unable to care about the results.
   [2 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   One poorly considered "LOL" can ruin a perfectly good tweet.
   [2 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   The wit is not strong with this one.
   [2 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Went kayaking on the Potomac today. An abandoned refrigerator floated by, providing a stale, yet refreshing beer.
   [3 months ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   Sauced.
   [3 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Dyfunctional is a word. Look it up. In my last tweet.
   [3 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   On the train to New York, looking for the guy whose bowtie is really a camera.
   [3 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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    @trixieboots is talking to @giromide on the phone while driving 75 mph. Meanwhile, I tweet about them and fear for my safety.
    [3 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Gonna tweet the shit out of this section of the Pennsylvania turnpike, cause yeah beotchez, I'm back, and @trixieboots is a bad influence.
    [3 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    @trixieboots Sallie Mae never sends me an envelope big enough for a chicken anyway. But chicken bones just might fit.
    [4 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    @trixieboots I have a terrible headache, likely a curse dispensed by a patient's asshole chicken.
    [4 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    @trixieboots Per 1970s SNL skits, (my main education) people bearing chickens have illness due to small gnomes living inside the stomach.
    [4 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    @trixieboots I'm sympathetic, but patients who bring me chickens as payment, will be prescribed 10 leaches for each ailment.
    [4 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    The door code to our ER is FART*.
    [4 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    These new glasses make me look like I wouldn't be caught dead hanging out with any of these people.
    [4 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    My parting gift to my current group will be to teach a particular MD the difference between "reply" and "reply all." They'll owe me for it.
    [4 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    New followers: Here for a human growth hormone or medical marijuana prescription? You'll first need a $500 cashier's check. Go. I'll wait.
    [5 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Facebook isn't all bad. For example, I just posted the link to a video of a cat standing on its hind legs for nearly a minute.
    [5 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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