The best of cravenheart (Peter)

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  1. Peter
    Thank you all for the password suggestions. I want to particularly thank the hot girl who suggested "Sod off." Not once, but 26 times.
    [1 day, 8 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  2. Peter
    And don't even get me started on statements with no context.
    [2 days, 1 hour ago, faved by 5] [at twitter]
     
  3. Peter
    Some of the poorest countries in Africa cannot get access to porn.
    What do they do with themselves when they're not struggling to survive?
    [2 days, 3 hours ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
  4. Peter
    Forgetful? Can't remember where you put things? There was an app for that, somewhere....
    [2 days, 10 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  5. Peter
    I have to be more careful. Just cut myself on a really sharp bitch.
    [3 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  6. Peter
    In the back seat with Miss Daisy. Alcohol ruins lives, people.
    [3 days, 1 hour ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  7. Peter
    17th of March here tomorrow. St Bono's Day. The day Bono drove all the music out of Ireland.
    [5 days, 2 hours ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]
     
  8. Peter
    Hate. It's a powerful word. We use it to rate that which threatens our values, our beliefs, our way of life.
    Anyway, totally hate broccoli.
    [5 days, 12 hours ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]
     
  9. Peter
    Stop moaning about changing your clocks. In my day we had to build a new sundial, twice a year, with only cats for warmth, at 2 am.
    [6 days, 9 hours ago, faved by 4] [at twitter]
     
  10. Peter
    Figuring out this 'cock stuck in the bottle' thing.
    [1 week, 3 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  11. Peter
    All I got left in this world is this half bottle of Tequila. Oh shit. It's gay.
    [1 week, 3 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  12. Peter
    Anyone want to see me saw my mother in law in half? You can. I videoed it.
    [1 week, 4 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  13. Peter
    I cycle to work, then recycle home.
    [1 week, 4 days ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]
     
  14. Peter
    I'm not happy.
    You're not happy.
    Why are we still together, officer?
    [1 week, 5 days ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]
     
  15. Peter
    If it's true you come back as who you hated in life, cat-mouse, then I'm coming back as Glenn Beck. Then I'm going to commit suicide.
    [1 week, 5 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  16. Peter
    Reading a book on 'Thunderclap Newman'.
    Actually, it's not such a strange name for a toilet, if you think about it.
    [1 week, 5 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  17. Peter
    I'm having a gin. Fuck global warming.
    [1 week, 5 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  18. Peter
    I first started drinking to dull the pain.
    Then I started to enjoy it.
    So I stopped drinking.
    [1 week, 5 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  19. Peter
    Sitting here and absorbing all the oscar hype it stuck me the problem with twitter is that you can only get one station.
    [1 week, 6 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  20. Peter
    Guy next door, who is a builder, has been building away all day and by now I'd expect him to have a huge erection, but no, nothing visible.
    [2 weeks ago, faved by 15] [at twitter]
     
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