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Just received a speeding ticket. Said it was the fastest anyone has ever taken that corner. Honestly, it was an honour just to be nominated. [1 month ago, faved by 1][at twitter]
I just got called a complete no hoper bastard who should be chopped up and fed to my mother. Not that there's anything wrong with that. [1 month ago, faved by 2][at twitter]
It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. She never says anything, but I know it hurts that she gets less gifts because of how close Christmas is. [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 8][at twitter]