The best of cassidylucas (Cassidy Lucas)

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   Watching this "Elvis & Annabell" movie on Lifetime. I'm really just waiting to see if they ever explain why this guy kissed a fucking corpse
   [4 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Today's Girls with Slingshots (by @dcorsetto) comic explains #boobquake perfectly. http://www.gwscomic.com
   [4 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   I don't even smoke, but on this stoner holiday I apparently have the honorary munchies. (Why is there no food in my apartment?!)
   [4 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Dear State of Illinois: That letter you sent me was just lovely, but no, I will not drive 800 miles to serve jury duty. Thank you.
   [4 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   I tweet about my vag and my phone suddenly explodes with text messages from male friends... coincidence?
   [4 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Well aren't you just fanny-packtastic.
   [4 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   my day went as such: woke up late, skipped class, went shopping, spent too much money, and ate too much. Wooo, tired now. Sleepy time. :)
   [5 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   After class today I plan on drinking heavily. I will probably not be sober until sunday morning at the earliest. yesss.
   [6 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   After all the beer I drank last night, I think Jesus was surprised to see my face at church this morning. I know I was.
   [6 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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    I need to quit swearing so much, so I have decided to start substituting other words for cuss words... now, Frolicking = F*cking. The end
    [7 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    had a late night revelation... I AM pretty, body issues are going down by the day. :)
    [7 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Grocery store.... is it sad that going to the store is the "great adventure" of my day?
    [7 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    "with 3 fingers it just goes too fast!"
    [8 months, 1 week ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    after drinking tacos! whoot!
    [8 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    At Loft 610 to celebrate Karina's 21st. p.s. this shirt makes my boobs look fabulous!
    [8 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Merry Christmas Everyone!!
    [8 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Apparently, in a snowy parking lot every silver car is my car. oops.
    [8 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    FUCK! Quantitive Analysis has been cancelled next semester... well that really screws up my schedule.
    [8 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    My neighbor is smoking in his apartment and the smoke is coming through the exhaust fan in my bathroom... prepare for war.
    [9 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Normally I am a Dorkasaurus, but during finals I am a Crankasaurus.
    [9 months ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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