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   THIS IS THE STORY OF A GIRL AND HER INHALER. It's not a particularly interesting story, actually. It's really quite repetitive.
   [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Drunksies!!!
   [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   I hate when I miss my cat and then remember that he's only in the next room sleeping under the corner of the bed I can't pry him out from.
   [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   I felt like making myself so scared I won't be able to sleep tonight, so I'm watching "I Never Knew I Was Pregnant." uuuuggghhhh
   [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]

    
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   Tumblr is fixed! Now I can add that tab back to all of the other tabs I'm using to waste time.
   [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   Ooooh, the happy pills just set in!! Time to watch sections of Jane Austen adaptations on youtube and cry happy tears!!!
   [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   I have also written a follow-up poem that is less dreary:
   Vicoden, pill of gods
   In my stomach, I thee worship.
   [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]

    
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   I have written a poem:
   FUCK, MY FUCKING NECK HURTS
   FOR I SLEPT ON IT WRONG
   THIS OCCURRENCE CLEARLY REQUIRES CAPS LOCK
   TO CAPTURE MY WOE.
   [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 4] [at twitter]

    
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   The air is like soup.
   Worst dinner ever.
   [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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    Nothing makes me love the metro more than playing therapist to my cab driver on the drive to my neighborhood.
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    While my loyalties do not lay with a particular country during this cup final, in the end it is Spain that has the Museo de Jamon.
    [1 month, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Listening to the new Sun Kil Moon album. Will be listening to it non-stop for the next year. Verdict: Mark Kozelek has still got it.
    [1 month, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    moving = depressing.
    [1 month, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    I'm still reeling over the fact that the "Calligraphy Yurt" was not the most popular activity at the summer camp I saw today.
    [1 month, 3 weeks ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    Jarringly awake, which is terribly depressing.
    [1 month, 4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    I cooked food and am going to brave the heat despite how nice it is in front of my fan--but the internet waits for no man. #dcmeatup
    [1 month, 4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Is it possible that I have a hangover from witnessing too much non-separation of church and state?
    [1 month, 4 weeks ago, faved by 4] [at twitter]

     
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    PATRIOTIC SING-A-LONG IS MY MIDDLE FUCKING NAME.
    [1 month, 4 weeks ago, faved by 4] [at twitter]

     
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    I'm only willing to act minimally lame for the sake of promoting my country.
    [1 month, 4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    watching the fireworks on tv. They are only blocks away. Stupid stomach.
    [2 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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