The best of bsheepies (kate)

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   My cat jumped up on the couch, blew his nose on my arm, then went over to his scratching pad and worked on his claws.
   [17 hours, 38 minutes ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Remember what sanity was like?? I did before grad school and before I was broke and before my cat peed on clothes I can't afford to replace.
   [2 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   LIVE LONG AND OSCAR
   (1102)
   [2 days, 16 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Cuts from Robert Downey Jr. to Colin Firth back to Robert Downey Jr. is why I watch the Oscars.
   [2 days, 16 hours ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   Upon returning home just now my cat greeted me by rubbing his drippy cat food mouth all over my plumber-crack. I've reached a new low.
   [5 days, 16 hours ago, faved by 6] [at twitter]

    
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   Becky's new restaurant idea: "Your Mom's Tacos"
   [1 week ago, faved by 9] [at twitter]

    
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   I'm really disappointed in myself, everyone.
   Clearly I'm not cursing as much on here as I do in real life.
   [1 week ago, faved by 5] [at twitter]

    
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   I am so done with this overpriced, bullshit university.
   [1 week ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   Sorry, I wasn't specific enough there: GW's Gelman Library can go suck a big, hairy cock. Something that leaves a furry taste in your mouth.
   [1 week ago, faved by 6] [at twitter]

    
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    This library can go suck a cock.
    [1 week ago, faved by 7] [at twitter]

     
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    I didn't even cook ramen noodles right but I feel to awful to fix them. I hate being sick.
    [1 week, 1 day ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    @GoNowGo Wait--America has a crotch?
    [1 week, 1 day ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    Um...how did all of my tweets from last night disappear? Is this a Canadian conspiracy?
    [1 week, 1 day ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    My head is so full of mucus that I don't believe my brain is made up of brain anymore.
    [1 week, 1 day ago, faved by 8] [at twitter]

     
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    After watching several minutes of The Marriage Ref I'm ready to watch some giant inflatable beavers again.
    [1 week, 2 days ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]

     
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    I have never been so happy to see Jerry Seinfeld.
    [1 week, 2 days ago, faved by 5] [at twitter]

     
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    Wait, so Nickelback falls into the "Canadians making fun of themselves" category, right? Or are they just making sure no one ever goes back?
    [1 week, 2 days ago, faved by 5] [at twitter]

     
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    "And we'll always enjoy a giant, inflatable beaver."
    [1 week, 2 days ago, faved by 4] [at twitter]

     
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    The maple leaf forever (or until the next terribly unfortunate blight).
    [1 week, 2 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    That microphone looks like a pair of testicles.
    [1 week, 2 days ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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