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   @prolix21 So turn it, turn it in, you see -- turn it into POETRY
   [1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   A rabbit falters on a dune. The cereal bowl had been a mirage. Toucan Sam turns lazy circles overhead, the smell of death filling his beak.
   [1 week ago, faved by 26] [at twitter]

    
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   The best part about DC is the really big poop I just made here. Oh, and the Smithsonian!
   [1 week, 2 days ago, faved by 20] [at twitter]

    
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   Today was really promising until it happened.
   [1 week, 6 days ago, faved by 27] [at twitter]

    
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   One parsec is the unit of time between using the word "parsec" and having a nerd correct you.
   [2 weeks, 2 days ago, faved by 67] [at twitter]

    
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   Sad to be missing #rvutu tweetup tonight. Give all your hugs and kisses to @stevewhitaker for me. Give all your awkward glances to @ccsteff.
   [2 weeks, 6 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   DING-DONG. Well, hello there, ma'am. I've got a cold.... and I'm here to use up ALL your tissues. BOW CHICKA CHICKA BOW WOW WOWWWW END SCENE
   [3 weeks ago, faved by 21] [at twitter]

    
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   This coffee-flavored yogurt is not appealing to the senses that have so far experienced it
   [3 weeks, 2 days ago, faved by 19] [at twitter]

    
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   Skinny guy looking overwhelmed by his four-pack of portabella caps appears to have mistaken this Sam's Club for a very dirty Whole Foods.
   [3 weeks, 3 days ago, faved by 10] [at twitter]

    
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    urgh god why did you change how google buzz looks google this is terrible i don't want stupid birds GIV EME BACK MY BUZZ LOL
    [3 weeks, 5 days ago, faved by 8] [at twitter]

     
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    Superbowl commercials teach us all that the only thing worse than a lady is a man who doesn't mount his lady to the hood of his Charger.
    [1 month ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]

     
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    I like thinking that the game will end up coming down to who squeezed another guy's balls the hardest at the bottom of a pile.
    [1 month ago, faved by 12] [at twitter]

     
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    That was a fantastic medley of CBS theme songs.
    [1 month ago, faved by 15] [at twitter]

     
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    Really cool that they got StSanders to come in and shred for Pete Townshend.
    [1 month ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    Neighborlady rejects my facebook friend request. Music leaves the planet forever. The Superbowl nachos turn to ashes in my mouth.
    [1 month ago, faved by 9] [at twitter]

     
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    We're already bored out of our noggins here and we've only been snowed in for a day. http://flic.kr/p/7B9LKy
    [1 month ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]

     
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    Snow family! http://flic.kr/p/7ASZJt
    [1 month ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]

     
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    DEMON SHEEP / H1N1 FOR CONGRESS
    [1 month ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    My one and only remote interaction with #sftu: http://copycatr.com/post/359739003/sftu
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    Walmart won't validate my snarking.
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 14] [at twitter]

     
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