The best of baileygenine (Bailey)

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  1. Bailey
    @luckyshirt 2 months and 4 days is my guess for how long you've been waiting to post that.
    [15 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  2. Bailey
    P.S. Don't read too far into that letter, I wrote a similar one to a cinnamon roll about 4 minutes ago.
    [15 hours, 28 minutes ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  3. Bailey
    Dear Judgmental Couple Standing Next To Obnoxious Woman On Cell Phone,

    I love you.

    Love, Bailey.
    [15 hours, 30 minutes ago, faved by 4] [at twitter]
     
  4. Bailey
    @magnetbox "could someone tell the guy tailgating me to quit texting on his iPhone?"
    [19 hours, 12 minutes ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  5. Bailey
    @lonelysandwich now you take your clothes off and put them on Jim. Or take his clothes off? I'm pretty sure someone ends up naked.
    [19 hours, 51 minutes ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  6. Bailey
    So typical that Jason Permenter didn't remind me that I was out of coffee.
    [21 hours, 26 minutes ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  7. Bailey
    Honestly lady, I just impressed *myself* with my language, but the answer to your question is, no, I'm not expecting.
    [1 day, 15 hours ago, faved by 4] [at twitter]
     
  8. Bailey
    I'm sick, so if you need me I'll be over here complaining about everything.
    [2 days, 8 hours ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]
     
  9. Bailey
    @Remiel I read that to the tune of The Humpty Dance.
    [2 days, 15 hours ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
  10. Bailey
    I wouldn't say I'm a shitty roommate, I'm just teaching the people I live with a lesson on their crappy people judging skills.
    [2 days, 15 hours ago, faved by 4] [at twitter]
     
  11. Bailey
    I'm giving up my dream of being a cat lady. Instead I'm investing my time in becoming a catfish lady.
    [2 days, 17 hours ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
  12. Bailey
    Butterfly, just fucking land so I can stare at you already.
    [2 days, 17 hours ago, faved by 4] [at twitter]
     
  13. Bailey
    Today I became the "goes to the museum alone" guy. Anyway, I'll be reading the dictionary later if you need me.
    [2 days, 17 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  14. Bailey
    I'm at the aquarium by myself, so naturally I'm going to meet my future husband or everything I've learned in movies is a lie.
    [2 days, 18 hours ago, faved by 8] [at twitter]
     
  15. Bailey
    Hanging out with penguins, why what's up?
    [2 days, 19 hours ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
  16. Bailey
    ♫ The best part of waking up, is puking blood into a cup. ♫
    [2 days, 22 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  17. Bailey
    Okay, sirens. I get it. The entire neighborhood is having a heart attack while it burns down, sure, but some of us are trying to sleep.
    [3 days, 1 hour ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  18. Bailey
    I'm going to the kitchen, does anyone want anything?
    [3 days, 12 hours ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]
     
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