The best of badbanana (Tim Siedell)

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   Dirty deeds done at a reasonable price with a quantity discount. That seems like a more sustainable business model.
   [4 hours, 12 minutes ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   Idea: Cookie Crisp malt liquor breakfast drink.
   [5 hours, 34 minutes ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   The decision to not set back my clocks last fall is looking pretty good right now.
   [22 hours, 39 minutes ago, faved by 10] [at twitter]

    
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   Somebody should remake Cop Out, except as a comedy.
   [1 day, 4 hours ago, faved by 7] [at twitter]

    
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   I may be 22 years late on this, but Fright Night 2 sucks.
   [1 day, 18 hours ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]

    
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   DARE TO DREAM. Lou's ex-wife did and now she's married to a very successful businessman. #cruellyspecificofficeposter
   [1 day, 23 hours ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   There is no U in Office Party. Sorry, Tony. #cruellyspecificofficeposter
   [2 days ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]

    
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   James Brown's body is missing? By now, I'm pretty sure the Godfather of Soul is also the King of Funk.
   [2 days, 5 hours ago, faved by 4] [at twitter]

    
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   I want to go to bed. It's midnight somewhere.
   [2 days, 6 hours ago, faved by 5] [at twitter]

    
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    Movie idea: Spring Forward. Some kind of stupid Hugh Grant thing.
    [2 days, 17 hours ago, faved by 6] [at twitter]

     
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    SXSW ATTENDEES: BE AWARE THAT LENO COMES ON AT 10:35 IN THE CENTRAL TIME ZONE. NOT 11:35. TAKE NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS.
    [3 days ago, faved by 9] [at twitter]

     
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    I feel a little left out when song lyrics speak directly to the DJ and people on the dance floor. I'm in my car.
    [3 days, 1 hour ago, faved by 4] [at twitter]

     
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    Denied. http://is.gd/adMZu
    [3 days, 6 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    My Mesh Tanktop app would check tomorrow's weather and your appointments and then recommend or not recommend a mesh tanktop.
    [3 days, 17 hours ago, faved by 16] [at twitter]

     
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    I'm not sure I want to live in a world where my Congressman can't surprise me with bunches and bunches of tickles.
    [3 days, 20 hours ago, faved by 8] [at twitter]

     
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    Edison said genius is 99 percent perspiration. So whatever you do, don't drink it.
    [4 days, 5 hours ago, faved by 7] [at twitter]

     
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    I'm glad when a concert advertises limited seating because parking is a real pain at those unlimited seating venues.
    [4 days, 8 hours ago, faved by 7] [at twitter]

     
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    Guys, check this out. Look at a package of Keebler cookies. See those elves? Now look closer. Yup. Those photos are faked.
    [4 days, 21 hours ago, faved by 9] [at twitter]

     
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    Focus groups are still the best way to discover what people who don't value their time value.
    [5 days, 3 hours ago, faved by 28] [at twitter]

     
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    Preparing for St. Patrick's Day by building up my tolerance for beard puke. So far, still squeamish.
    [5 days, 8 hours ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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