The best of asimone (Andrew Simone)

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   It's official. I have got the cycling bug.
   [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   I don't know who knobs these creeks, but they sure as hell know their oak.
   [1 month, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   @nictate I, too, am "Downloading Mahler.”
   [1 month, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   @nictate whoa to the man who has the temerity, these days, to ask a bearcat to butt him.
   [1 month, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Much like my late grandfather, you can hear my laugh about two blocks away. #truestory
   [1 month, 4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   It's a shame my grandfather passed away a few years ago. I always wanted to do a genealogy of my family's laugh.
   [1 month, 4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   "This Gaming Life: Travels in Three Cities" is now entirely online. http://is.gd/di5ME
   [2 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   In what I could only imagine to be a fit of recursive hilarity, my roommate threw away our trash can while I was on vacation.
   [2 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   It is an universally frustrating truth that irrationality necessitates a rational response.
   [2 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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    Two things that fuel great anger in me.
    
    1. theological asininity
    2. CSS
    [2 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    You know the economy is bad when everybody seems to want to start a business with you.
    [2 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    It's finally out of beta. > @destroytwitter: Introducing DestroyTwitter 2.0: http://j.mp/btu7Ob
    [2 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Best part of the metal show I have found myself at: watching the band's parents suffer through it.
    [2 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Sometimes a man just needs a nap.
    [2 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    the "literary criticism is fraudulent" thread is worth a read, I think. http://is.gd/cQpBP
    [2 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Why pay a professional when you can just pay a someone who knows how to do it?
    [2 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    @michael_lang the thing we talked about, regarding the stuff. http://is.gd/cMlkG #rhetoric
    [2 months, 4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    @michael_lang http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/06/opinion/06chabon.html?hp
    [3 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    "In the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
    [3 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Regardless of one's theological proclivities, the Gospel of John cannot do anything but rattle you.
    [3 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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