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  1. A. Koford
    Nobody ever won a Nobel Prize for kerning.
    [4 weeks ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]
     
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    What is a "pray love" and how do you eat it?
    [4 weeks ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
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    In some cultures, Scrabble is called "Dictionary Fight, featuring Tiles."
    [4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
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    The American version of Daft Punk is called Stupid Idiot.
    [4 weeks, 1 day ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
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    Check out the outfit on the guy in the bottom photo. http://bit.ly/9UDjX1
    [4 weeks, 1 day ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
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    Amazing clouds this morning. Good job, sky!
    [4 weeks, 1 day ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
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    The Hamburglar always says "rubble rubble" because he's trying to tell the world what Ronald McDonald reduced his home to. He wants revenge.
    [4 weeks, 1 day ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
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    I became orator of Gettysburg on #fourscore!
    [1 month ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]
     
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    I'm not a manchild; I'm a man, child.
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
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    I like the Arcade Fire song that goes "there's a robot living in a lighthouse."
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
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    Happy shark week, chum!
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
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    BBC's A History of the World in 100 Objects is a great podcast. I hope the final object is a Luke Skywalker action figure.
    [1 month ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
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    It only took several years off my life to configure my new modem!
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
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    I saw the Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus last night and was pleasantly surprised, though I'd watch paint dry if Gilliam directed it.
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
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    I am playing the 1950s card game upon which the film Inception is based. It doesn't exist, but I'm not letting that stop me.
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
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    So far these refrigerator magnets have not attracted additional refrigerators.
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
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    Cartoonists have a uniform which normals often mistake for pajamas.
    [1 month ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]
     
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    That's right: I've never taken the time to get into Star Trek. Go ahead and klingon nerve punch me or whatever it is you guys do.
    [1 month ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
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    My letter to the Parking Citation Service Center is done. I drew a pig in a meter maid outfit at the bottom for good measure. Wish me luck!
    [1 month ago, faved by 4] [at twitter]
     
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    Writing a letter to contest a parking ticket I received last week in Westminster CA. Had to double check the spelling on "demagoguery".
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
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