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   No pay for that Bohemian Hwy plug. Just want stores to put it back on shelf. Are you listening, Publix?
   [4 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   Yeah, I'm trolling for Fart Robot Approval -- Again.
   [6 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Twitter: Drive-by shooting the bull.
   [6 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   My cat makes one super solar panel. Her fur is hot to the touch after time in her sunbeam.
   [6 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   Ever seen a smiling file photo of a newly arrested politician? That's what my avatar feels like when I complain.
   [6 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   I have a boat load of e-mail. Why then do I hate it when govt. decrees a day for nothing to be slipped in that tin box outside?
   [6 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   I think I am almost getting the hang of an umbrella. Can operating a wheelbarrow be far behind?
   [7 months ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   Avert your eyes. My yard is the color of dead.
   [7 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Looters? We need another word for people who pull canned goods, soap and wash basins from ruins.
   [7 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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    @amuirin I am with you all the way as you call them out on sugar products. You go!
    [7 months, 4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    I think the snow stood us up. Always a bridesmaid in a purple dress, never the white, lacy one. That's Florida.
    [8 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    I must stop having twitter for breakfast. Very short on fiber.
    [8 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    If Elvis were still here on his 75th birthday he'd never get up from that deep knee lunge.
    [8 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    I've given 10 times as many stars as received. They all deserved it, too, so I won't keep score. No.
    [8 months ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    Did the first chinchilla spotted by man get his name on a cold, teeth chattering day when that was the only word that came out?
    [8 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    When did I start calling a "hottie" a "nice young man?"
    [8 months ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    I planned to start fresh this year, but darn it's already day two! Where does the time go. I'll try again next year.
    [8 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Did'ja ever notice how all the coolest, most clever people are tweeting on New Year's Eve, like it's the digital Times Square?
    [8 months, 1 week ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    When you bust through the banner that is 2010 tonight, try to be graceful.
    [8 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    I've been dropped in the middle of Normal and don't know how to act. I see you over there looking flummoxed.
    [8 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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