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   I'm so glad Bristol is finally getting married. Now she can finally experience abstinence.
   [1 month, 3 weeks ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   The New York Times has a tumblr now: nytimes.tumblr.com Expect long posts abt their art degree and some blurry bathroom shots.
   [2 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   I swear to god if this cricket doesn't STFU I am going to set that mother fucker on FIRE. When I find it.
   [2 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   I cannot imagine my life without my kids.
   
   I mean, Lord knows I try...
   [2 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   My husband is grossed out that I like baking soda toothpaste. Our marriage is abt compromise. That means he uses baking soda toothpaste.
   [2 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Photo: I am so sorry. http://tumblr.com/xdxbr3fky
   [2 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   New Cartoon 'Cartoon #2' from iPhone Cartoon Studio http://twitpic.com/1xn1uu
   [2 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Craving fresh avocados. And cake.
   
   
   Mmmmm...avocakedos.
   [2 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Thanks to popstars, I've become completely desensitized to talentless hypersexuality. Way to go MTV, you win.
   [3 months ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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    I bet to the Apostle John, the iPhone 4.0 looked a lot like a seven-headed dragon.
    
    #theendisnear
    [3 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Anyone else ever hear of the group, Crazy Penis? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8itXbALx7Mo Great song based on WIlly Wonka.
    [3 months, 1 week ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    This is handy if you use gmail: find out who is sharing your email address, and sort accordingly. http://reddit.com/c9xl5
    [3 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    My son's reaction to getting a wart removed at the doctor's office inspired me to introduce him to Rage Against the Machine.
    [3 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    @Gelicaps I'm German and Russian- I'm not able to cope with the weather and I'm angry as hell about it. Someone's going to die.
    [3 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Wow. Poor family, poor child http://www.latimes.com/features/health/la-he-schizophrenia29-2009jun29,0,5289139,full.story never complain.
    [3 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    What this sunburn needs is more cookie dough.
    [3 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Eddie Izzard - Learning French: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1sQkEfAdfY C'est fab, non?
    [3 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    "Panties" auto-corrects to "Pangea" on my iPhone.
    
    Like I would _ever_ send someone a text abt _Pangea_. pft.
    [3 months, 4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Sex is the best temporary headache remedy. Hopefully that'll help you at work or in class one day.
    [4 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    I support this Arizona ass-hattery. I think it's high-time Native Americans got to kick immigrants out. Let's start with the Puritans.
    [4 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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