The best of adtothebone (Clayton Hove)

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  1. Clayton Hove
    The $20 million the Mormons blew to fight same-sex marriage would've built a really nice Joseph Smith interpretive center.
    [4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  2. Clayton Hove
    Be just one key off, and linkedin.com becomes oinkedin.com.

    This little piggy went to network...
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  3. Clayton Hove
    SHOWERADUM LATHERDAVRA!

    darn.
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  4. Clayton Hove
    Luvs...Huggies...Pampers...If a diaper maker wanted to stand out, they'd name their product Takesalottacrap or Fullashits.
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  5. Clayton Hove
    Just tried Axe Rise (Himalayan minerals & lime extract) shower gel.

    Now I smell like a margarita-drinkin' yeti.

    Ladies.
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  6. Clayton Hove
    If you have privacy issues, here's the solution: Put on some pants, close your curtains & stay away from social media.
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  7. Clayton Hove
    Ben Stein & Sarah Palin humping in a kiddy pool filled with baby seal blood.

    Now try getting that image out of your head.
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  8. Clayton Hove
    Dessert is just another word for something more to lose.
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  9. Clayton Hove
    When life hands you lemonade, ...oh, cool. Thanks, life.
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  10. Clayton Hove
    So are regular, non-mormon vampires affected most by civil, nautical or astronomical twilight?
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  11. Clayton Hove
    There's sometimes a precariously fine line between art form and fart storm.
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  12. Clayton Hove
    Considering becoming a motivational streaker.
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  13. Clayton Hove
    SHOWER SEQUENCE INITIATED.

    Hmm. Perhaps I shouldn't have the laptop in here.
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  14. Clayton Hove
    Can folks with multiple personality disorder give themselves wake-up calls?
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  15. Clayton Hove
    I wonder if JG Wentworth and JK Harris graduated from the same predator academy.
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  16. Clayton Hove
    ☎ "Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line so that we can disprove what we just said. Thank you."
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  17. Clayton Hove
    I've asked & asked, but my town's liquor megamart never seems to stock wine from the Wrath region.
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
  18. Clayton Hove
    One advantage to country-style shirts with snaps instead of buttons is when a girl rips off your shirt, no lost buttons.
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  19. Clayton Hove
    Lessons learned the hard way: Smoking a banana slug will not get you high.
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  20. Clayton Hove
    The reason The Go-Go's were never popular in the Eastern Bloc was because it was considered rude to brag about your beets.
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
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