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   The $20 million the Mormons blew to fight same-sex marriage would've built a really nice Joseph Smith interpretive center.
   [4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Be just one key off, and linkedin.com becomes oinkedin.com.
   
   This little piggy went to network...
   [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   SHOWERADUM LATHERDAVRA!
   
   darn.
   [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Luvs...Huggies...Pampers...If a diaper maker wanted to stand out, they'd name their product Takesalottacrap or Fullashits.
   [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Just tried Axe Rise (Himalayan minerals & lime extract) shower gel.
   
   Now I smell like a margarita-drinkin' yeti.
   
   Ladies.
   [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   If you have privacy issues, here's the solution: Put on some pants, close your curtains & stay away from social media.
   [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Ben Stein & Sarah Palin humping in a kiddy pool filled with baby seal blood.
   
   Now try getting that image out of your head.
   [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Dessert is just another word for something more to lose.
   [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   When life hands you lemonade, ...oh, cool. Thanks, life.
   [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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    So are regular, non-mormon vampires affected most by civil, nautical or astronomical twilight?
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    There's sometimes a precariously fine line between art form and fart storm.
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Considering becoming a motivational streaker.
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    SHOWER SEQUENCE INITIATED.
    
    Hmm. Perhaps I shouldn't have the laptop in here.
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Can folks with multiple personality disorder give themselves wake-up calls?
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    I wonder if JG Wentworth and JK Harris graduated from the same predator academy.
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    ☎ "Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line so that we can disprove what we just said. Thank you."
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    I've asked & asked, but my town's liquor megamart never seems to stock wine from the Wrath region.
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    One advantage to country-style shirts with snaps instead of buttons is when a girl rips off your shirt, no lost buttons.
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Lessons learned the hard way: Smoking a banana slug will not get you high.
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    The reason The Go-Go's were never popular in the Eastern Bloc was because it was considered rude to brag about your beets.
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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