The best of _CalebK (Caleb K)

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   Remember Me synopsis:
   Him: "Look at me. I'm a tall, hot free spirited guy."
   Her: "OMG, I love guys with no direction in life!"
   The End
   [1 day, 1 hour ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   I'm not going by the name Caleb anymore. for now on call me Rafael de la Swazé.
   [1 day, 8 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   It's not that I'm always right, it's that I'm more right than most people... all of the time.
   [2 days, 4 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   my finger smells like chili #oscars
   [4 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   okay, I'm breaking down and watching #Oscars.. So where are the topless girls with machine guns?
   [4 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   I hate going to Dick's Sporting Goods. Everybody there is such a.... such a... oh what's the word I'm looking for?
   [4 days, 9 hours ago, faved by 4] [at twitter]

    
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   Oh that's cool. Hey let's get on Twitter and talk about how awesome our spring break vacation is and make everyone jealous!.. hate you guys.
   [4 days, 22 hours ago, faved by 4] [at twitter]

    
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   I want my money back.
   [4 days, 23 hours ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   do you think I'm pretty?
   [5 days, 9 hours ago, faved by 7] [at twitter]

    
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    Notorious B.I.G-Big Poppa [HD] http://youtu.be/6586iJkPaXo
    [5 days, 23 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    I love it when you call me big pop - pa
    [5 days, 23 hours ago, faved by 4] [at twitter]

     
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    Excitement over 50 stars is cute, but I'm warning you. 1st it's 50, then 100, then you wonder how many lesbians you can get to follow you...
    [6 days, 22 hours ago, faved by 30] [at twitter]

     
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    watched 2 min of The Marriage Ref. Ever think you're about to take a sip of ice tea and it turns out to be spoiled milk mixed with arsenic?
    [1 week ago, faved by 9] [at twitter]

     
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    if you're in a beer store, by yourself, with a shopping cart... I'd say there's some issues you might want to address.
    [1 week ago, faved by 7] [at twitter]

     
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    Your seriously: Its national grammer day!
    [1 week ago, faved by 9] [at twitter]

     
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    I just hit my head really hard. Like losing blood, brain damage, not making rational decisions hard. Why am I on twitter telling y'all this?
    [1 week ago, faved by 6] [at twitter]

     
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    Does anyone else ever watch Pam and Jim on The Office and think "They deserve to be happy" and then start crying? cus I don't. that's silly.
    [1 week, 1 day ago, faved by 10] [at twitter]

     
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    Tomorrow morning I'm going to hold up a Starbuck's line just to order a bottle of water. Seriously, idk how I can be more of a douchebag.
    [1 week, 1 day ago, faved by 5] [at twitter]

     
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    if you ever get a strange dm from me with a link, for Gods sake click it. It'll probably take to something amazing.
    [1 week, 1 day ago, faved by 8] [at twitter]

     
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    being nice... not making fun of Palin... she sure did.... speak in English. didn't. she.
    [1 week, 1 day ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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