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   FREE CAT: inquire within.
   [5 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   @Tony_D Wow. Reference-o-riffic says the modern cartoon writer. #www.swenlin.com
   [6 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Documentation for Happy Meal toy leads me to believe that, in "The Squeakuel", Alvin receives a restraining order. http://yfrog.com/3n88qmj
   [7 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   "Please pass the wife..." #my_dinner_with_lot
   [7 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Theory: Why Printers Suck: The people who make them, delegate all of their own printing needs to assistants for whom they have contempt.
   [8 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Just a 67-degree-high shout out to my White Christmas peeps. You know who you are. Mwahahaha!
   [8 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Without a book to listen to, @robyn796 thrilled us with her 10-hour-running-monologue about how everyone else on the road was an idiot.
   [8 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   There's two kinds of people in this world: The kind that divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't -- Which one are you?
   [9 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   McRegrets.
   [9 months ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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    Driving by Chuck E. Cheese, Grayson impishly asks, "Now what is THIS, I suppose?"
    [9 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Fashioned a coffee filter out of a paper towel. Also: This coffee tastes like a paper towel. #coffeefail
    [10 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    The plan was to eat these Smarties one at a time and then, suddenly: Mouthful of Smarties! WTF?!
    [10 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Couple of Foreigners sitting next to me. Can't understand a word they're saying -- it's all "Hot Blooded" this, and "Jukebox Hero" that...
    [10 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Lunch will be here soon. They just need to finish sealing in all the nutrients with the deep fry.
    [11 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Before you turn down employment by someone just because they are crazy, remember: crazy money spends just as good as any other. #lifelessons
    [1 year, 1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Apparently Michael Jackson died. Finally.
    [1 year, 2 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Having trouble detecting premalignant and malignant processes in the ectocervix? There's a pap for that.
    [1 year, 3 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Were I featured in an Onion article, I think it would be something like "Area Man Forwards Mediocre Humor Article, Billing It As Hilarious".
    [1 year, 4 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    @KatyDidSays a.k.a "sleepcocking".
    [1 year, 5 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Another celebrity sighting! The only problem with seeing Norm MacDonald is you spend the rest of the day talking like Norm MacDonald there.
    [1 year, 5 months ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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