The best of Mike_FTW (Mike Monteiro)

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  1. Mike Monteiro
    Just bought a laptop on Church and Market. Opened it up and found a half-written Curtis Mayfield tweet. Not a funny one though.
    [9 hours, 6 minutes ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
  2. Mike Monteiro
    With age comes the wisdom that you can drink the things you can’t change.
    [1 day, 10 hours ago, faved by 5] [at twitter]
     
  3. Mike Monteiro
    For those of you under 30; Alex Chilton was the Jonas Brothers manager. That’s why Mommy and Daddy are sad. Don’t steal their dope today.
    [1 day, 20 hours ago, faved by 6] [at twitter]
     
  4. Mike Monteiro
    So sad we’ll never hear another new Paul Westerberg song.
    [2 days, 6 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  5. Mike Monteiro
    option + shift + ] = ’

    (Windows users have bigger problems to deal with.)
    [2 days, 15 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  6. Mike Monteiro
    It’s 2010. The honeymoon period for not knowing how to use proper apostrophes online is over.
    [2 days, 15 hours ago, faved by 5] [at twitter]
     
  7. Mike Monteiro
    @gruber Oh God. I am so excited thinking of all those other fathers kicking your ass.
    [2 days, 16 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  8. Mike Monteiro
    Every bar I've driven by today is filled with people concerned about the situation in Iran. Go Team Green!
    [2 days, 18 hours ago, faved by 12] [at twitter]
     
  9. Mike Monteiro
    DAISY'S HEADED TO SEATTLE: #daisy in good hands. Next stop Seattle. http://twitpic.com/18vnmy /via @ayazook
    [3 days, 9 hours ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
  10. Mike Monteiro
    And just like that; “Tiger Woods Comeback” became a menu item in brothels and Hooters across America.
    [3 days, 14 hours ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]
     
  11. Mike Monteiro
    American Airlines has managed to ruin this trip for me.

    ...and everyone within 50 yards of me.
    [3 days, 16 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  12. Mike Monteiro
    Is American Airlines on Twitter? Or have they fucked THAT up too?
    [3 days, 17 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  13. Mike Monteiro
    The highlight of #SXSW was, of course, meeting YOU.
    [3 days, 18 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  14. Mike Monteiro
    .@pableaux: “I never realized Jeffrey Zeldman was my grandmother.”
    [4 days, 9 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  15. Mike Monteiro
    There's no Belle and Sebastian Rest Stop on the road to Blow Job.
    [4 days, 13 hours ago, faved by 4] [at twitter]
     
  16. Mike Monteiro
    NBC just announced that it has signed @umairh to host a talk show at 10pm. #keynote
    [4 days, 16 hours ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]
     
  17. Mike Monteiro
    OH: "Uh, uh. Mm hmm. Sure. Sure. Mmm hmm. I have a vacation story!". #keynote
    [4 days, 17 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
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