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   Just bought a laptop on Church and Market. Opened it up and found a half-written Curtis Mayfield tweet. Not a funny one though.
   [9 hours, 6 minutes ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   With age comes the wisdom that you can drink the things you can’t change.
   [1 day, 10 hours ago, faved by 5] [at twitter]

    
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   For those of you under 30; Alex Chilton was the Jonas Brothers manager. That’s why Mommy and Daddy are sad. Don’t steal their dope today.
   [1 day, 20 hours ago, faved by 6] [at twitter]

    
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   So sad we’ll never hear another new Paul Westerberg song.
   [2 days, 6 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   RIP Alex Chilton
   [2 days, 7 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   option + shift + ] = ’
   
   (Windows users have bigger problems to deal with.)
   [2 days, 15 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   It’s 2010. The honeymoon period for not knowing how to use proper apostrophes online is over.
   [2 days, 15 hours ago, faved by 5] [at twitter]

    
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   @gruber Oh God. I am so excited thinking of all those other fathers kicking your ass.
   [2 days, 16 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Every bar I've driven by today is filled with people concerned about the situation in Iran. Go Team Green!
   [2 days, 18 hours ago, faved by 12] [at twitter]

    
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    DAISY'S HEADED TO SEATTLE: #daisy in good hands. Next stop Seattle. http://twitpic.com/18vnmy /via @ayazook
    [3 days, 9 hours ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    And just like that; “Tiger Woods Comeback” became a menu item in brothels and Hooters across America.
    [3 days, 14 hours ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]

     
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    New Content Strategy slide for @Halvorson http://flic.kr/p/7LhcLN
    [3 days, 16 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    American Airlines has managed to ruin this trip for me.
    
    ...and everyone within 50 yards of me.
    [3 days, 16 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Is American Airlines on Twitter? Or have they fucked THAT up too?
    [3 days, 17 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Matty the Over-Eager ‘Tard http://flic.kr/p/7LbYUB
    [3 days, 17 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    The highlight of #SXSW was, of course, meeting YOU.
    [3 days, 18 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    .@pableaux: “I never realized Jeffrey Zeldman was my grandmother.”
    [4 days, 9 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    There's no Belle and Sebastian Rest Stop on the road to Blow Job.
    [4 days, 13 hours ago, faved by 4] [at twitter]

     
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    NBC just announced that it has signed @umairh to host a talk show at 10pm. #keynote
    [4 days, 16 hours ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]

     
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    OH: "Uh, uh. Mm hmm. Sure. Sure. Mmm hmm. I have a vacation story!". #keynote
    [4 days, 17 hours ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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