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   I still love you, long article. I found a nice home for you on Instapaper. There are other articles like you there. And I swear I’ll visit.
   [3 weeks, 6 days ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]

    
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   My flight to BlogHer is so full of mommybloggers that if we crash-landed into a body of water we’d just retain it.
   [3 weeks, 6 days ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Can’t wait for the Supreme Court to outlaw guns, God, and white people.
   [4 weeks ago, faved by 5] [at twitter]

    
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   While Twitter was down I took the time to turn into a fucking butterfly. So voifuckingla! What’d you assholes do?
   [4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   Thrilled that Scalia is no longer the Supreme Court’s lone self-loathing lesbian judge.
   [4 weeks ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

    
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   Our own @paulawala writes about the Serious Eats Recipes design. Guaranteed to make you hungry. http://bit.ly/aXod1c
   [4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   I’m proud to say that I’ve just signed The Giving Pledge and will be giving away at least half my fortune. Probably at lunch. For a burrito.
   [4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   So, is the goal of “small government” to make it fit through a bedroom keyhole?
   [4 weeks ago, faved by 5] [at twitter]

    
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   Twitter’s new "Who To Follow" only serves as a reminder to block people, so I guess THAT’s good.
   [4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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    Absolutely loving @H_FJ's latest typeface, Forza. Would love it even more if it was available for use on Typekit.
    [4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    “Looks like Foot Locker picked the wrong day to open their new Castro store. Back to you, Chip.”
    [4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    California divorce lawyers just bought a shitload of little rainbow flags for their desks.
    [4 weeks, 1 day ago, faved by 6] [at twitter]

     
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    Good morning Internet! We’ve replaced your regular cantankerous @odannyboy with Glenn Beck-style @odannyboy. Let’s see if anyone notices!
    [4 weeks, 1 day ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    I think we need more comments too. Ask me what kind of lens I use or something. http://flic.kr/p/8pgMHQ
    [4 weeks, 1 day ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    Class: “Muslims are as much a part of our city and our country as the people of any faith.” —Mayor Bloomberg http://bit.ly/92r87T
    [1 month ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    Oh, by the way... the sharks?!? They call this “Mike Week.”
    [1 month ago, faved by 4] [at twitter]

     
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    No one destroys my family but me. http://flic.kr/p/8oYMDt
    [1 month ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    @gruber Yeah, but even when he’s right he’s a little bitch.
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    @anildash Talk to them a bit about yourself. I’ll wait.
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    CNN is fucked if their viewers ever discover they can access the Internet on their own.
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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