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   "right now my life is like Grey GardenState."
   [4 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   i thought i spotted someone shirtless in an apartment across the way, so i got out some old binoculars...it's a poster of bruce lee :(
   [4 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   all christian dogs go to heaven #onewordtoomany
   [5 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   my life would be so much easier if i wasn't trying to be so fair half the time.
   [6 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   mo' consciousness mo' problems.
   [6 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   @joesmithreally "i admire your...you know, qua"
   [6 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   k thats it im dunzo wit dis twittter cant even play gamez cmon rly!!1!. my last tweet evr if u want me 2 stay reply soon cuz im #noobietweet
   [6 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   @ruthakers i've been noticing that lately...my phone has learned an amazing array of nicknames and curse words, but hell? he'll no!
   [7 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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   i think my turn-ons are all mixed up with what i find thrilling. and you can't fuck something you can't get your hands on, can you?
   [7 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

    
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    edward scissorhands is charming the pants off me. vodka might be helping, but well the point is these pants are coming off.
    [7 months, 1 week ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]

     
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    i'm watching #lostinspace for first time since i saw it in the theater(1998). it's so much like a parody of itself, i love it.
    [7 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    @joesmithreally lady sov. she seems fun, makes decent music, wears pants, and isn't always screaming LOOKIT ME HA HA CRAZY AMIRITE!!1!
    [7 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    unlikely as it is, some else has used my last.fm tag "showcases my weakness for air raid sirens". so. there are others.
    [8 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    http://twitpic.com/umbt0 - well he certainly looks simple, i'll give him that much.
    [8 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    soundtrack for sex? in germany, this song fucks you while your boyfriend hangs out in the background. ♫ http://blip.fm/~he4fw
    [9 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    wishing you all a little solitude at the best time of day- 2am.
    [9 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    has anyone ever successfully made nachos in their microwave? i have doubts. doubts and tortilla chips and queso asadero.
    [9 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    i'm not going to back up my tweets(soothing to know they'll fall off the end of the internet), but i wish i could backup the tweets i star.
    [9 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    me: i wonder why it seems like so many vegans don't drink alcohol? SO: maybe they just like refraining from things.
    [9 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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    "what's a juggalo? well ICP is my favorite band" #RelationshipRedFlagsIveIgnored (and yes, i went to hallowicked that year)
    [9 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]

     
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