The best of Havenwar (Cederic Havenwar)

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  1. Cederic Havenwar
    Mother, I want to thank you for all the great things you have done for me. Like dying.
    [4 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  2. Cederic Havenwar
    I am the new generation of pack-rat... I have more old IM accounts running than I have people I talk to.
    [4 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  3. Cederic Havenwar
    My wife just chugged her rum & coke and burped "I Love You". Three years, and still as romantic as the first time we met.
    [4 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  4. Cederic Havenwar
    I have reason to believe my wife might secretly be The Saint. http://twitpic.com/1li3lm
    [4 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  5. Cederic Havenwar
    "Take it up the bum for Jesus!" Being an atheist saves my ass again.
    [4 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  6. Cederic Havenwar
    In the case of invasion I am fairly sure we have enough marmite in the cupboard to not only repel the invaders, but make them cry.
    [4 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  7. Cederic Havenwar
    I'm not saying that I'll never grow up, I'm just saying confiscating my super soaker isn't gonna work now that I can buy my own.
    [4 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  8. Cederic Havenwar
    This morning people smiled and said hello rather than cross the street to avoid me. What kind of nightmare is this?
    [4 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  9. Cederic Havenwar
    Note to self: don't shave drunk.
    [4 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  10. Cederic Havenwar
    I am apparently so much of a "dog-person" that I don't recognise some people if they are not walking their dogs.
    [4 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  11. Cederic Havenwar
    Two nights on a ship with cheap cuba libres and lightly clad women pretending to be cuban have taught me that my wife makes a softer pillow.
    [4 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  12. Cederic Havenwar
    The road to anal is paved with good intentions.
    [4 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  13. Cederic Havenwar
    Remember today; if you see someone smoking rollups, casually go stand to the left of them.
    [4 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
  14. Cederic Havenwar
    I was wondering why she was staring at my hat, until I realised it was all I was wearing.
    [4 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  15. Cederic Havenwar
    Facebook is a lot like chlamydia. If all your friends have it, and you don't, well... There's really no good outcome, is there.
    [4 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  16. Cederic Havenwar
    I think the swedish view on marriage is made quite clear in that the word "Gift" translates to both "married" and "poison".
    [5 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  17. Cederic Havenwar
    Every time I feel like crap after overdosing on icecream I realize it's probably a good thing I don't do drugs. Much.
    [5 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  18. Cederic Havenwar
    Back on linux again... It would be nice if it "just worked", but that's just bringing my expectations to female levels.
    [5 months, 3 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  19. Cederic Havenwar
    "Might be dead" the note said. From the volume of the snoring I'm going to guess "might be drunk". I'll play some Rammstein and we'll see.
    [6 months, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  20. Cederic Havenwar
    I wake my wife up in the morning so she won't have to wake to the alarm. Which is nice. Except my snooze button is starting to get tender.
    [6 months, 2 weeks ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
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