The best of DieLaughing (Fake J. Adam Moore)

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  1. Fake J. Adam Moore
    RIP Net Neutral i t y (message truncated by Google & Verizon: Timeout Error)
    [4 weeks ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  2. Fake J. Adam Moore
    HEY SINGLE HOMOSEXUALS! YOU BETTER PUT A RING ON IT.
    [4 weeks, 1 day ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  3. Fake J. Adam Moore
    One of the naked palm frond girls is getting grapes everywhere. The other one stopped fanning me. This whole situation is unacceptable.
    [1 month ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]
     
  4. Fake J. Adam Moore
    Acoustic air-guitarists are assholes.
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  5. Fake J. Adam Moore
    Either I just stopped the zombie invasion or I just killed a homeless guy because he was choking on something.
    [1 month ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
  6. Fake J. Adam Moore
    I can't bring myself to delete the abortion jokes in my birdhouse.
    [1 month ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
  7. Fake J. Adam Moore
    I have an uncontrollable urge to hate. I just feel I gotta do this.
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  8. Fake J. Adam Moore
    @kimproper You know what they say; "When in Rome, have gay sex."
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  9. Fake J. Adam Moore
    In San Francisco, there's nothing more macho than being macho and liking other dudes.
    [1 month ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
  10. Fake J. Adam Moore
    Sorry. I thought that was why they call it a 'poop deck'. Yes, I know this is a bus.
    [1 month ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  11. Fake J. Adam Moore
    No, wait. That's just sour cream.
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
  12. Fake J. Adam Moore
    There only remains a faint white chalk outline around the spot where I murdered that burrito.
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
  13. Fake J. Adam Moore
    I just don't know what I'd do without Apple's iPhone Stocks app.
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
  14. Fake J. Adam Moore
    It's one of those SF Sundays where the only people outside this early are tourists and those crazy exercise people.
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  15. Fake J. Adam Moore
    Family BBQ at my brother's place today. My best family memories are of BBQs. Well, anytime something smokes and burns really. I'm a pyro.
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  16. Fake J. Adam Moore
    "Hello, and thank you for calling AT&T Customer Service. How can we--"
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  17. Fake J. Adam Moore
    Playing chicken with the Ambien walrus. He better swerve first because I'm operating a motor vehicle under the influence of pharmaceuticals.
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 3] [at twitter]
     
  18. Fake J. Adam Moore
    Whatever is the opposite of having dead eyes, Emily Deschanel has too much of it.
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
  19. Fake J. Adam Moore
    I'm going to go to the roof to contemplate a world without unnecessary female consumer products.
    [1 month, 1 week ago, faved by 2] [at twitter]
     
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