The best of Descentia (Melanie)

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  1. Melanie
    can you tell Ive been drinking all day at the gREEK FESTICAL.

    Jesus fuck thats a lot of typo.

    festical?
    [1 year, 2 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  2. Melanie
    So I may just get my nipples pierced this week. I figure after a root canal the pain will be laughable.
    [1 year, 2 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  3. Melanie
    Everyone boring enough to accept the facebook suggestion of their name as their facebook url should automatically have 'is a dildo' added
    [1 year, 2 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  4. Melanie
    I am so tired I looked outside and saw an hallucination from a computer game on the grass. Loot sparkle and all. #needsleepbad
    [1 year, 3 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  5. Melanie
    #redwings makes me think of sanitary pads every time I see it in trending topics. Is it about menstruation or is it a sports team? Really?
    [1 year, 3 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  6. Melanie
    IKEA. Full of cute Asian chicks in miniskirts and trendy metrosexual guys wearing babywraps.
    [1 year, 3 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  7. Melanie
    Jack Black is on Yo Gabba Gabba dancing with a bunch of costumed weirdos - one who looks like a diseased penis. http://tinyurl.com/c9er5c
    [1 year, 4 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]
     
  8. Melanie
    Awesome raido station. (Have to enter SW1 4AA as postcode to listen) http://www.xfm.co.uk/
    [1 year, 5 months ago, faved by 1] [at twitter]